ain't no wifey

Audrey, 20, Ohio. Hairstylist and makeup artist. I love Doctor Who, tattoos, bands, cute boys, and cats. DFTBA ✲*(❁´◡`❁)*✲

mcr-hidden-track:

foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

What do you mean drake and josh ended

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stayuntilthewolvesareaway:

The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years

(Source: fymodernfamily)

nepetaquest:

What do you mean Space Jam isn’t a real documentary about Michael Jordan’s career?

monsieurpaprika:

vagisodium:

vintagegal:

House on Haunted Hill (1959)

tag your extreme horror please

WE WATCHED THIS IN HISTORY CLASS DURING MY SENIOR YEAR AND I THINK OUT OF ALL OF US MY TEACHER LAUGHED THE LOUDEST

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

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I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

(Source: canadad)

runs in the family.

                    what? sorry, what do you mean, runs in the family? 

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My deepest needs and longings can’t be met by anything and anyone in this realm.

babyminaj:

can i choose all three

babyminaj:

can i choose all three

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derekbrad:

The Front Bottoms  - photograph by Derek Brad


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