ain't no wifey

Audrey, 20, Ohio. Hairstylist and makeup artist. I love Doctor Who, good weed, piercings, tattoos, bands, cute boys, being naked, sex, and cats. DFTBA ✲*(❁´◡`❁)*✲

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weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

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house-of-gnar:

Aghori ascetics

The Aghori are ascetics of the Shaiva Hindu sect. They reside on the outskirts of Hinduism and are known for their post mortem rituals and covering themselves in ceremonial ashes.

read more about there views of death here

photos by JoeyL

i love kissing so much how it can be soft and romantic or hard and passionate or lazy and sleepy or affectionate and then it’s like you like the person and they like you because you are kissing and it’s just you two and you can close your eyes and there will be nothing in the world except that

(Source: whatokay)

corgisandboobs:

bunnyfood:

(via burgerrr)

"Get in, loser, we’re going… well I can’t tell you where we’re going because this is clearly a violation of like 74 laws and I’m a fucking tiger."

corgisandboobs:

bunnyfood:

(via burgerrr)

"Get in, loser, we’re going… well I can’t tell you where we’re going because this is clearly a violation of like 74 laws and I’m a fucking tiger."

I bite my lip and
tell it to you straight.

This isn’t easy.
Easy is them
thirsting over my thighs
but never bothering to ask
my last name.
Easy is them caring how I moan
but now what I think about when I’m alone.

Not like this.
My hands are practicing shapes
to hold you in.
My lips
haven’t stopped quivering
since I thought about you,
and that was two weeks ago.

going to bed with the biggest smile on my face
I haven’t been this happy in 1.5 years oh damn

first shift at AEO was fuckin inventory that is only done oNCE A YEAR so I spent 8.9 hours scanning half of the stock room and 1/4 of the store (men’s side and now I want the pizza boxer briefs and beer boxer briefs and I think I’m gunna wear American eagle boxer briefs forever bc cool)
not like I ever have anything cool to blog about but hey yay first shift is done and now I’m gunna sleep forever and maybe slip into a small coma ok yay byeeeeeeee

thewholockgames:

pocketostars:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr:  thqys

Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.

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i wasnt gonna reblogg but then

buttcakes

(Source: james-because-i-dont-know)

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thatdamntrenchcoatangel:

joellamarano:

Well Tumblr it’s that time of the year again. It’s heart breaking I even have to remind people of this.

As we approach the Halloween season if you have a black cat [especially an indoor/outdoor one] it’s time to make sure they stay inside. Unfortunately around this time of the year people think it’s funny to harass and harm them. It makes me sick to my stomach but some people even go as far as to ‘sacrifice’ them. Most adoption groups won’t even adopt them out during this month. I’ve even heard of people trying to harass them when they see them sitting in windows of houses. It’s horrible and not funny but it’s important to protect them.

So if you or anyone you know has a black cat make sure they are aware of where the cat is. And if you see anyone hurting or harassing them [or any cat!] speak up, they can’t do it for themselves.

Reblogging because I’d cut a bitch if they hurt my baby boy, Ninja

tortillah:

when your parents call to yell at you:

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tarcaryen:

destroy this new idea that a woman can’t be strong if she cries over a man she’s lost. destroy the idea that you have to be cold and emotionally detached in order to be a strong woman

(Source: spookywildling)

vintagegal:

Beetlejuice (1988)

vintagegal:

Beetlejuice (1988)


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