if someone shows you a meaningful song or their favorite poem or you ever get to hear that person talk about something they’re passionate about you better fucking listen because that person is probably spilling their heart and soul to you in one simple gesture and you better be honored because imagine just how hard it is for someone to tell someone that.
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I wanted to be an English teacher. I wanted to do it for the corduroy jackets with patches on the side. When I got to college, as I was walking across campus one day, I ripped off a little flyer for this sketch-comedy group. It ended up being one of the greatest things I’ve ever done.
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- mom: did you eat all the donuts
- me: no
- mom: why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants
- me: thats cocaine
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ohMYGOD WHATEIOHAWEO
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I’m finally up to 2G’s yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh
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